content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
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Custom Content

An addiction I have struggled with. I dont know how to stop. I stop for 1 minute, then relapse. Help
"Oh this custom content is soooOo good"
*deletes it all*
"fuck"
*downloads more*
CYCLE REPEATS
by depressed.llama July 27, 2018
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Original Content

Content that can not and will never be found on Pewdiepie's channel.
Hey does pewdiepie have original content?
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bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006
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Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.
My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.
by Duncan7 July 25, 2011
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