Person1: Dude, do you know Christopher?
Person2: You mean that boy who calls his bass his girlfriend and brings spaghetti to school for lunch? ..Sure i know him, he kicks ass!
Person1: And what's about the hats he's always wearing?
Person2: Some people say that his hats are war trophies, others say he stole them from the wallmart...
Person2: You mean that boy who calls his bass his girlfriend and brings spaghetti to school for lunch? ..Sure i know him, he kicks ass!
Person1: And what's about the hats he's always wearing?
Person2: Some people say that his hats are war trophies, others say he stole them from the wallmart...
by TheGreatHuman February 24, 2012
Get the Christophermug. An amazing outstanding boy who is extremely kind and attractive. When you fall in love with a 'Christopher' you will forever. 'Christopher's' have naturally large genitalia. They are a match for somebody who is a 'Lucy'
by bigcuddleorlicclecuddle June 2, 2011
Get the Christophermug. A typically emotionless person, only showing true emotion under extreme circumstances. Typically antisocial and addicted to technology, you will most likely never notice him. If you pick an argument with him, do know that he will be pick a ouiji board. You must finish the argument before leaving it he will haunt you until the end of your days. He also likes puns.
Guy 1: Dude, don't fuck with Christopher!
Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.
Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.
by Pun_Lord November 17, 2017
Get the Christophermug. A person with a huge penis probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet. A really funny person and probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet
Christopher is the best person ever
by Playboy cuck September 12, 2018
Get the Christophermug. One who brings hatred to the thought of those who execute actions that he is against; for example, jealousy.
He's being such a christopher.
by MostWanted December 14, 2013
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is the type of guy that when he is young he is sweet and funny, but when he grows up he that realizes he has a big dick and grows up to be a porn star.
by Imjustanormalguy0173 June 12, 2016
Get the Christophermug. Christoph can fuck.
by Ralfus Dickus May 2, 2022
Get the Christophmug.