Courgageous defenders of all the worlds' less fortunate and those who have injustice and wrong being done upon them.
Historys' toughest soldiers with the biggest smiles and the by far largest hearts.
Men and Women of every race and culture living together in perfect harmony with little to no recognition of their differences.
Inventers of some of the worlds' most important inventions such as the Telephone and Insulin.
Also home to all those who are oppresed no matter how badly or who they are. (*cough* African Americans *cough*)
Oh and William Shatner.
Historys' toughest soldiers with the biggest smiles and the by far largest hearts.
Men and Women of every race and culture living together in perfect harmony with little to no recognition of their differences.
Inventers of some of the worlds' most important inventions such as the Telephone and Insulin.
Also home to all those who are oppresed no matter how badly or who they are. (*cough* African Americans *cough*)
Oh and William Shatner.
Greg: Canada? Canada sucks!
Chris: What do you actually know about Canada?
Greg: Um.. Canada sucks! USA USA USA!
Chris: Uh Huh.
Greg: Wait aren't you American.
Chris: Yeah, and I know what's better.
Yeah remember when you all retreated on the beachs of Normandy and the Canadians' didn't? Because I sure as hell do.
Chris: What do you actually know about Canada?
Greg: Um.. Canada sucks! USA USA USA!
Chris: Uh Huh.
Greg: Wait aren't you American.
Chris: Yeah, and I know what's better.
Yeah remember when you all retreated on the beachs of Normandy and the Canadians' didn't? Because I sure as hell do.
by Robert Richardson Ronaldson August 21, 2010
The best country ever, with good beer, tons of snow and good skiing. Other benefits is, unlike the americans we have some non-obese people and only a fraction of our population eats McDonalds every day.
We are the best skiiers, hockey players and skaters , other than maybe russians.
Basically we are awesome.
We are the best skiiers, hockey players and skaters , other than maybe russians.
Basically we are awesome.
Joe:WOOH!!!!
Frank: Why are you so happy?
Joe: I just realized something.
Frank: What?
Joe:We are Canadians and..I live in CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
Frank: YEAH!!
Frank: Why are you so happy?
Joe: I just realized something.
Frank: What?
Joe:We are Canadians and..I live in CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
Frank: YEAH!!
by Jess278 February 18, 2011
A term used by people in the service industry for difficult customers who leave little to no tip. This term is often used for African Americans, and Foreigners, including actual Canadians, that tend to act like they do not understand the American system of working for tips and getting paid next to nothing hourly!!(which is how the term started) In countries other than the USA waiters get paid hourly rates, and tend to not receive tips so, when they travel to the USA they either don't know they should tip, or pretend they don't know in order to cheat their server. Unfortunately African Americans tend to also fall into this category of incredibly low insulting tips or just no tips at all.
Man, I'll never be able to pay rent, or feed my kids if I keep getting all these tables of Canadians not tipping me worth crap! I mean I'm not here waiting tables for free!! :-(
by ReelTawk April 28, 2012
by biggybiggerstein March 10, 2010
A resident of Canada. A player of hockey, the keeper of the great beaver and closely guarded by the mountie, the Canadian is humble, quietly proud and refrains from forcing his/her values on the world with embarrassingly patriotic displays and is opposed to the use of force for personal gain. The Canadian is always courteous, polite and ready to lend a hand. They are a hardy people who endure extreme changes of season with ease. They are a healthy, rugged, outdoors-friendly bunch who prefer sitting around a campfire listening to Neil Young than attending a Hollywood party. Canadians are known to consume back-bacon as a primary source of energy, often with a quality Canadian beer. Aside from the lumber jacket, Canadians may be hard to identify as they are not bold or stand out in a crowd and must be talked to in order to identify them (éh).
A hockey champion.
A hockey champion.
I was north of the border when my car broke down and had it not been for the that Canadian I would have froze to death in the frozen Tundra.... I would be proud to be Canadian!!!
by mclayman March 01, 2010
People who live in Canada who DON'T live in igloos and ONLY snows in the winter NEVER the summer spring or fall. No they do NOT eat whale blubber and go to school on dogsleds. There is NO SUCH THING as a Canadian accent. They do NOT say '' Eh '' after every sentence and do NOT say aboot instead of about.
by Marco ---Polo December 07, 2009
by Willosaur Rex April 28, 2011