Cameltoe

A dreadful disease of the toes characterized by the two sides of the toes on one or both feet to grow aeay from each other. The statements about cameltoe actually meaning the outline of a vagina are absolutely false, take them as seriously you would a sugar-rushed toddler.

Nora: Where's Diego been?
Ed: He got cameltoe real bad. It even got an infection somehow, the poor bastard.
Allie: I hope he gets better soon.