Camden is the biggest simp in the world and if you see one run away or he will follow you home. Every camden has a small penis and it is 2 inches long. A camden likes to stock his prey/ girls for about 3 months before even thinking about asking them out.
Girl1: who is that
Girl2: I think that's camden we should run
Camden/ follows her home and gives her a love letter
Girl2: I think that's camden we should run
Camden/ follows her home and gives her a love letter
by anonymous October 18, 2020
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Get the Camden mug.A small little white guy who probably ends up being gay. A complete no life loser who sits on their ass and plays video games and watches YouTube 24/7. He can’t find a girlfriend so he dates those of the opposite race. He’s an asshole most of the time and he probably jacks off everyday of the week.
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