Strafing the bunker

Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.

Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.
by Kizuel November 20, 2007
mugGet the Strafing the bunkermug.

bunker down

A term morons use, particularly when bad weather is afoot, to which they confuse the meaning of "hunker" with. Bunker is a noun, yet hunker is a verb, thus while the words sound similar, when thought of in their linguistic context, one is blatantly wrong.
The storms a comin' we needs to bunker down.
by zildjiankev October 28, 2008
mugGet the bunker downmug.

Cuch Bunker

When a girl's vagina is impenetrable like the steel walls at NORAD.

Note: This was heard on the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show and it was so good that I thought it should be added.
"Man no matter how hard I try I can't get past that girls Cuch Bunker"
by myGR69 September 10, 2011
mugGet the Cuch Bunkermug.

The Beaver Bunker

The female equivalent of the man cave. All the women get together and watch all their reality shows and gossip. They have the book club, and Tupperware parties in the Beaver Bunker.
The men went to watch the big game at the bar, so Carol invited all the ladies over to the Beaver Bunker for cocktails, where they all smiled and talked behind each others backs at the same time. They were watching hip hop wives Atlanta.
by Mrs. DT October 25, 2012
mugGet the The Beaver Bunkermug.

Dirty Bunker

The act of only partially coming in ones partners ass, then pulling out and releasing the rest on the ass, legs, etc. This will generally include Santorum, thus making this dirty.

This is in reference to how Hitler was to have shot himself while hiding in his bunker.

See also Hitler's Bunker
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a Dirty Bunker.
by NaughtyGod March 4, 2009
mugGet the Dirty Bunkermug.

cock bunker

the insertion point of a female (or male)that is overly abused and could fit multiple male genitalia inside of it.
by Bat Dan April 29, 2009
mugGet the cock bunkermug.

Dotard-Bunker

The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.

This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.
"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"

"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"

"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"
by BabaYaga-45 June 2, 2020
mugGet the Dotard-Bunkermug.

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