Austinuinely

It’s like genuinely but better also you gotta capitalize it.

“Bro, it’s 5pm and it’s Sunday, everything closes early today.
“Dude, I Austinuinely need to get my ice cream before they close the shop.”

by Tristiantheavo December 28, 2025

Church of Austini

The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.

The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.

I can’t meet later; it’s Sunday, and I have Church of Austini service.

by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025