a girl that you like when you first become friends with her but when you get to kno her you think shes a BITCH and she is! she uses you and talks behind your back and you have to whoop her ass!
begining: omg i love ashley she is so awesome
after: omfg i hate ashley she is such a bitch she used me and talks behind my back thats why i had to whoop her ass
after: omfg i hate ashley she is such a bitch she used me and talks behind my back thats why i had to whoop her ass
by banana1966 April 07, 2010
ashley is the type of person that likes to help and standup for people she never takes shit from anyone and if they mess with her she will find u.........in other words shes funny and likes to play and she loves to cook and shes a crazy motherfucker
im going to go play with ashley
by jahir loves me February 12, 2016
The sweetest, nicest person you'll eva meet, she is smart, and beautiful. She is like the sunshine in the morning.
by MeLlamoDePio December 14, 2017
a very beautiful, smart and intelligent person who is brave enough to follow their dreams in order to reach their goals. they deserve very special treatment to keep them near.
by santiagoashley94@gmail.com May 17, 2016
by garry2222 May 20, 2019
A combined meaning of the words 'corpulent' and 'pathetic.'
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Person 1: Hey, what are your plans tonight?
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
by arsonexxjon February 03, 2010