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Application Support Analyst

This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM
Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.
by Miles Mayhem May 8, 2008
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The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.
The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.
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application whore

noun. A phrase used to describe someone who populates his/her smartphone with so many applications that the person 1) has trouble locating the desired app and/or 2) forgets what apps have been downloaded, usually resulting in multiple versions of the same app or same type of app. In addition, the apps downloaded by an application whore might be typified as seemingly pointless and/or useless.

Not to be confused with the Facebook definition "app whore."
Sample conversation:

-- "Hey, download that Rotten Tomatoes app for me!"

-- "Why? You already have three other movie apps."

-- "Don't hate me because I'm an application whore."

-- "Whatever you say, Mr. 'Learn to Speak Klingon' !"
by mary_contrary February 1, 2010
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Gateway Application

Also known as a gateway app.

A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.
Bejeweled Blitz was the gateway application to my mom's Farmville addiction.
by bobo76 March 22, 2010
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occurs on december 27 where all eva’s are appreciated ((:
ori: hey what’s today??
layl: omg it’s december 27
nat: bro it’s eva appreciation day
vic: :O it is !!
everybody: happy eva appreciation day 😄
eva: what the fuck
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Maia appreciation day

This the day you celebrate anybody name maya, mya, Maia
Maia Appreciation day is to celebrate her and everyone name mya
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Mal Appreciation Day

If you have a Mal you should appreciate her on June the 9th annually.
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