Aldo

His hair? WHACK
His gear? WHACK
His jewelry? WHACK
His foot stance? WHACK
The way that he talks? WHACK
The way he doesn't even like to smile? WHACK

Aldo is whack

by 𖤐𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖔𝖈𝖊𝖆𝖓₆⁶₆ November 23, 2021

Aldo Syndrome

When a person side eyes you but don't mean to.

That person over there keeps on side eying me, but I don't think they're doing it on purpose. I think they have Aldo Syndrome.

by The one who speaks to all May 11, 2023

dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and fingering them for the unique feel

i gave my gf a dirty Aldo last night

by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020

dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and then fingering them

i gave my GF a dirty Aldo last night

by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020

Aldo cacca

a boy that look like a squirrel, he listen too much old school rock music. He has a vespa and a dirty adidas hoodie.

Aldo cacca u look like a squirrel

by cacond November 21, 2021

Aldo

A Sicilian from Milan with a unique charm. Lover of pasta with sardines and peperonata at 8 in the morning. An inimitable heartbreaker. His motto is better bald than blond.
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G: Aldoooo!
A: I finish eating the peperonata and go down!

by aldo_giovanni_e_giacomo_trash November 22, 2021

Aldo

A Sicilian from Milan with a unique charm. Lover of pasta with sardines and peperonata at 8 in the morning. An inimitable heartbreaker. His motto is better bald than blond.

G: Aldoooo!
A: I finish eating the peperonata and go down!

by aldo_giovanni_e_giacomo_trash November 22, 2021