Zjierbness

(Adj.) The sensation experienced when one bites into a pickle and said pickle is a little squishier than one expected.
Invented by BDG (Brian David Gilbert) in his video “that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier than you expected.

Brian: * Gets pickle out of fridge and bites it* “Woah!… O ho!….. Ohhh myyyyyyy goodness..”

Karen: “What?”
Brian: “That pickle was squishier than I expected! I am just oh so filled with zjierbness after eating that pickle!”

by DogwO0d November 19, 2022

zjierb

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and its a little squishier than you expected

*brian bites into a pickle and its a little squishier than he expected*
Brian: “i feel. zjierb”

by enbi_elm February 16, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.
First originated in Brian David Gilbert's video titled as such.

That pickle was a little squishier than I expected. I feel zjierb.

by simplycyclops February 17, 2021

Zjierbness

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's not as crisp... 'cause it... the pickle is... it's a little squishy

i feel... Zjierb... Zjierbness

by GlowingTable July 27, 2022

Zjierb

That feeling when you bite a pickle and Its not as crisp as you expected, because the pickle is a little squishy.

Person 1: "I just bit a pickle and It wasnt as crisp as I expected, because the pickle was a little squishy. What am I feeling?"
Person 2: "Zjierb"

by LookAtMeHaha May 17, 2021

Zjierb

The antonym to schadenfreude - zjierb is the emotion you experience when you go through a small personal inconvenience; the unpleasantness of which is amplified by the fact that it seems like it's not dramatic enough to justify a complaint.
For instance, that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

I stubbed my toe on the way to work today. It's not like it hurts anymore but the zjierb is killing me.

by Birb20585 February 15, 2021