Vessoburst

A vessoburst is the resulting physiological outburst of a person whose perfect, godly, angelic image of themselves is laid into question.

Vessobursts can come in a variety of intensities, the most intense being fits of terror and screaming, sometimes fighting, in order to reestablish the now tarnished image of themselves.

In order to elicit a vessoburst, one must simply post a photoshopped picture on a social networking site, call out that person on a lie they blatantly tell to make themselves look better, or simply stare at them. Mild vessobursts can result in fits of laughter in order to hide embarassment. USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN IN THE VICINITY OF A VESSOBURST

Man: HAHA DUDE, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF YOU!
Person with Vessoburst Syndrom: OMG, WHAT THE F***, GET THAT OFF RIGHT NOW, NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY STATUS AND EVERYTHING TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THATS NOT REALLY ME!!

by the awesome writer June 12, 2010

Vesthood

The proper wearing of a sweater vest (over a button shirt and khaki pants). Violations of vesthood are combining the vest with shorts, jeans, or untucked shirts.

"Someone needs to question that hipster's vesthood. He's wearing a sweater vest and skinny jeans."

by Wallace Carlos June 12, 2009

vescovo

any mexican day worker. usually with a lot of hair.

I hired a vescovo to mow my lawn because I was too tired to do it myself

by bathroom tissue July 17, 2009

Veshremy

some stupid fucker who always makes the same videos dickriding the same people over and over again for "content"
and just states the obvious

Man walking: minding his buisness
Veshremy:BRO THAT GUY LITERALLY JUST WALKED LIKE SO WEIRD
Man sits down:
Veshremy:NOW HE'S SITTING DOWN WHAT AN ACTUAL WEIRDO MAKE SURE YOU LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

by dazzer342 May 2, 2023

verhosen

This word is the combination of mistakenly understood German syntax and a term in the computer industry used to describe something that is really messed up or broken (hosed). In German, 'ver' can be added to some words to describe an extreme of a state. For example, trinken ( to drink) and vertrunken ( to drown ). Hence, 'ver' was mistakenly added to hosed and created verhosen to describe something that is broken or messed up to an extreme. However, the word hosen in German means pants, so if verhosen were to have a direct translation it would be something like 'bad pants' even though it was meant to mean something completely different.

That computer is not just broken, it is verhosen.

by DJRetchedKat January 12, 2012

Vashon Island

A small island in Washington state, between Tacoma and Seattle. It is famous for bike in the tree, Strawberry Festival, dykes, hippies and lesbians.

I went to Vashon Island to go to the Strawberry Festival parade and all I saw was dykes, hippies and lesbians.

by Mowry May 8, 2011

vshojo

Scummy corporate mess of a vtuber company, runs off making 30 year old men horny in their basements. Fucks themselves over with their own cybersecurity team, known for lots of controversies.

Guy1: "Hey, you ever heard of vshojo?"
Nokia: "ewwwwww, thats nasty bro"

Guy1: "Why doesn't nokia like vshojo?"
Kaid: "Their cybersecurity team sucks"

by catsfhjgfjhfg August 21, 2022