Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

Barnyard Brawl

The bowel discomfort resulting from eating a meal consisting of multiple kinds of meat.

Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.

by Taco2sday April 25, 2014

barnyard pussy

When country girls want to give it up, country pussy; fucking on the farm

I tried to offer him some barnyard pussy before he went back to the city!

by RLH1_1 December 18, 2017

Barnyard

The greatest movie ever made starring Kevin James as the lead actor

“Man I love Barnyard it’s such a good movie”

by Callum Hawtin May 12, 2019

Barnyard fart

The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)

Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

Barnyard

When you don't want your girl to know you and another girl are fuckin on the low so you talk about the movie for codeword.

"Yea Barnyard was GREAT"

by Abza15 May 17, 2017

Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021