When your significant other misfires a romantic text and picture to you that was clearly meant for his mistress.
by Gigi Seagapo January 08, 2019

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
by Jamsyboy February 02, 2017
