The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
by bifficus April 26, 2007
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Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!
by IVI r. G June 10, 2022
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"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."
by Popped Culture April 6, 2017
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An amazingly sweet girl who wants the best for everyone. She’s gorgeous, intelligent, funny and extremely loyal. She is truly unique and blesses everyone with her joyful spirit and trustworthiness. Her humor is intelligent and makes most people fall in love with her. You feel safe around Medina and she brings out the best in everyone. She’s the kind of person to build strong, lasting relationships and doesn’t usually want to be the center of attention - even though her beauty catches the attention of everyone who sees her. She can be shy, but still very confident and once she gets to know you, she will let you into her world which is amazing and full of surprises. At times, she can be stubborn but that’s mainly because she stands up for her beliefs. Medina is the girl you marry and your lifetime best friend - find yourself a Medina!
by Emlnd November 22, 2021
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by JD37 August 31, 2018
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