All of the Landons that I know are assholes but I know that not all Landons are like that. Landons can be cute, assholes but once you meet one they may open up to you but until that moment they are bitches. (Just my opinion)
by Thatonelocalasshole March 12, 2020
Get the Landonmug. by Hamilton Landon June 19, 2021
Get the Landonmug. a guy who is secretly hurt who wants to get help but too scared to get it he runs away from everyone who is good for him he is too scared to see the truth and also a horny mother fucking bastard :P
by January 21 December 30, 2020
Get the Landonmug. The screw up, a man that is clumsy and usually don't know how to talk to girls, but he's not all bad, he has a very huge and beautiful unibrow!
Girl: Hey Landon!
Landon: Uh...uh....uh.... I am a cheesestick that ate lots of stickcheese! *Leaves*
Landon: Uh...uh....uh.... I am a cheesestick that ate lots of stickcheese! *Leaves*
by JokesAreCool April 4, 2017
Get the Landonmug. A school for rich predominatly white youth from the Western DC metro area, who have no conact with anything remotely urban. School colors: brown, orange. School sport: lacrosse. School hobby: cheating on the SATs. School motto: "I buy my way through life" or "i will make a tremendous douche someday"
"I go to Landon, therefore I need to cheat on the SATs because I can't read good" - Typical Landon student
by DC Info May 13, 2005
Get the landonmug. Landon is a guy who calls you late at night and has a saggy (wewe), thinks he a ninja and always wearing boxers and a hoodie has a nice smile,but still is pulls hella girl even tho he ugly . And is bad and good at the same time,also fates and burps without muting,and always eating mad late
Landon is a dumb mf
by Haha it’s true^^ November 5, 2019
Get the Landonmug. by LandotheDrummer July 16, 2008
Get the Landonatormug.