Stinky Harpoon

You stick your dick into one girl's unclean ass, then pull it out and put it into a whale, or fat bitch's ass and then walk away. Must be done during a threesome

Did you hear about Jimmy? He pulled a stinky harpoon last night

by verygenericuwu August 10, 2019

harpoon-skii

an afghan male who's hair is flipped to the side and adds extra sassiness to any salad

me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii

you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch

by afghan browner November 9, 2010

meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021

Failed Harpoon

When cupid's harpoon fails.

That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.

by awk-man April 15, 2010

Harpoon in the ass

The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.

DAMN BITCH! Now I Can't Sit Down!!

by J35u5 January 21, 2005

harpoon-skiii

an undefined afghan male with purple hair

toothfairy: hey whos that afghan male with a purple mane.
chubaka: haha...that's just harpoon-skiii

by afghan brown November 9, 2010

Harpoon

A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.

"How many harpoons you got on you?"

or

"I'd do it for a couple of harpoons"

by Xavier Salazar July 19, 2006