Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.
It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.
Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.
Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.
Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
by k_jord March 02, 2022
me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii
you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch
you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch
by afghan browner November 09, 2010
by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021
When cupid's harpoon fails.
That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.
by awk-man April 15, 2010
The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.
by J35u5 January 21, 2005
by afghan brown November 09, 2010
A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.
by Xavier Salazar July 19, 2006