Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 2, 2022

harpoon-skii

an afghan male who's hair is flipped to the side and adds extra sassiness to any salad

me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii

you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch

by afghan browner November 9, 2010

meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021

Failed Harpoon

When cupid's harpoon fails.

That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.

by awk-man April 15, 2010

Harpoon in the ass

The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.

DAMN BITCH! Now I Can't Sit Down!!

by J35u5 January 21, 2005

harpoon-skiii

an undefined afghan male with purple hair

toothfairy: hey whos that afghan male with a purple mane.
chubaka: haha...that's just harpoon-skiii

by afghan brown November 9, 2010

Harpoon

A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.

"How many harpoons you got on you?"

or

"I'd do it for a couple of harpoons"

by Xavier Salazar July 19, 2006