An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment
"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."
by The Hassan February 27, 2021
Get the Manchester Haircutmug. 
Emo Haircut...
Which is for guys: Shaggy, long, and usally clean. It always will cover one eye or almost all of one eye. It usally has more than one natural color hair dye in it. As in Brown hair with blonde, black,and red or vise versa. It does get done, even though you can not tell. (hairspray)
Girls: Shortish. Shoulder length, or longer, but does have lots of layers. Side bangs, in there face. Hardly ever tucked behind there ears. Ponys, or braids in the back, but still leting the bangs fly loose.
Which is for guys: Shaggy, long, and usally clean. It always will cover one eye or almost all of one eye. It usally has more than one natural color hair dye in it. As in Brown hair with blonde, black,and red or vise versa. It does get done, even though you can not tell. (hairspray)
Girls: Shortish. Shoulder length, or longer, but does have lots of layers. Side bangs, in there face. Hardly ever tucked behind there ears. Ponys, or braids in the back, but still leting the bangs fly loose.
Guy: Nice new Emo haircut, i cant see your eye, but your hair looks clean.
Guy 2: Yeah i know, im to lazy to move it out of my eye. Did you know i brush my teeth in the shower too?
Guy: NICE Bro. 2 things at once.
Guy 2: Yeah i know, im to lazy to move it out of my eye. Did you know i brush my teeth in the shower too?
Guy: NICE Bro. 2 things at once.
by Disbeliever In Hope April 25, 2006
Get the Emo Haircutmug. by Mo Money May 5, 2005
Get the NF haircutmug. A a justin Haircut is a Haircut where that you get messed up so badly, you look like aang from avatar
by Nutt Ass Haircut September 26, 2023
Get the Justin Haircutmug. A 1 and a half but looks like woody's buzzcut. It is a fat step and is a similar width to his biceps. The haircut fits the size of his brain tumour which pokes out of his head like his tip out of foreskin coz he aint circumsized.
by Despacito Rez thicc af June 2, 2019
Get the Rezzi's Haircutmug. Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!
Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.
Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!
Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!
Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!
Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!
by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019
Get the Haircut-metermug.