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hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.
The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.
by k1b5 May 25, 2016
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HIV

Hi Im Vagina
HIV, and who are you?
by skratta du forlorar du May 20, 2018
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HIV

have you heard of the legend on the LA Lakers? HIV yeah you know him the one that wears number 32
by Don’t Read this January 29, 2019
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HIV

Short for Human Immunodefeciency Virus. An STD that is contracted through sexual intercourse (especially anal and sex without a condom), exchanging of bodily fluids, or, in the case of the especially unfortunate, by birth. HIV can progress into the disease known as AIDS where the immune system is gradually weakened until the point where an ordinary cold can kill you, though this usually takes years. Symptoms of HIV include nausea and high fever, cramps and joint pain, diarrhoea, and rapid weight loss. It is widely accepted that HIV originated somewhere in Sub-saharan Africa though the exact means that it was created remain mostly unknown. In the US, young gay and bisexual black men are more likely to catch the disease than any other demographic.
Sean was horrified to learn that he had gotten HIV from having unprotected sex with Jessica.
by Robjef622 May 27, 2017
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hiv

This is what happens after 2 partners in crime do the dirty, thinking they're hard behind the school bins. Like bro you're not that cool because you know how to stick your dick inside someone who is wider than the fucking grand canyon I hope you get more than just hiv you suck your mum ligma balls nibba bitch.
what a prick he must have hiv and family issues
by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 20, 2022
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#HIV

What yo Momma bequeathed to me whence we engaged in intercourse of the Sexual variety
Guy: Awe damn last night me and this chick hooked up and i went to the doctor this morning and my results came up positive #HIV
by Mr.Christophe The Wiser September 15, 2019
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HIV

HIV is a sexually transmitted disease that you first get before having aids. Before you get aids tho u have HIV which has no symptoms or nothing but is still contagious.
Don’t fuck without a condom unless u know they don’t got no HIV.

Hey did u hear about Jonny?
No what happend?
He fucked ur mom and got HIV....
BTW.. add me on snap : / @masdog2232
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