Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

og barnyard

A girl named amber Frazier that rides around in a white suv giving away pussy.

Look over there that looks like an og barnyard coming down the road.

by BigBankHank1981 May 13, 2022

Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.

That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!

by Westhebartender March 15, 2024

Barnyard fart

The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)

Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

Barnyard

When you don't want your girl to know you and another girl are fuckin on the low so you talk about the movie for codeword.

"Yea Barnyard was GREAT"

by Abza15 May 17, 2017

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010