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Swallowed the Whistle

When someone is surprised by something and they end up finding it so hilarious that they squeak before laughing in a high pitched manner.
Girl: -Is surprised by a random image on screen and starts laughing hysterically-
Guy 1: She just swallowed the whistle! Listen to her squeak!
by marahh February 11, 2009
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one-eyed sword swallower

Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!
Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.
by Nickel1987 June 25, 2014
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swallowed

being overly embarrased about something that has just happened
talking about Tom,then he gets inside the room.. he gets to hear the whole thing without you realising he is there..and id say i am so swallowed.
by embarrasment,discomfit,motify, November 18, 2011
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the swallower

A nasty woman who is the nastiest of the chicks who loves the taste of cum and uses it for nurishment. Everyman loves a woman who swallows.
The swallower blew me up in the back seat of my car. She seemed to be real hungry.
by swallowMEpride April 14, 2010
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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
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swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.
danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.
by tommytigger December 2, 2011
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swallowed a strand

When your dipping and accidentally swallow your pinch
I think I swallowed a strand I might throw up
by cripple69 February 22, 2014
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