slow

word for when you're acting retarded and do stupid things

You are slow.

by Buggieboo March 13, 2009

slows

a hawaiian faggot, usually one who likes bigger white guys and enjoys sucking off mad dudes hardcore and taking it raw-dog in the ass. openly gay and rocks the high and gay/ eraser haricut.

yo slows you are a homo

by jerome March 25, 2004

Slow Responsed

To deliberately respond slowly to an instant message conversation online in an attempt to frustrate, annoy, or make the co-respondent jealous by appearing to be juggling many conversations at the same time or to project the impression of being too busy to reply in a timely manner. This is typically achieved by putting one's phone down and performing other tasks knowing full well the other party to the conversation is hanging on waiting for an immediate reply, and that aforementioned person is edging towards homicidal thoughts towards the instigator.

"I was having a WhatsApp conversation with Mary last night and she slow responsed me throughout the conversation"
"Oh man - that's unforgivable. Ditch the bitch"

by badzilla September 17, 2014

The slows

A condition that some people have where they are extra slow about doing something and no matter what you do you can't make them speed up, especially when you are in a hurry to get something done.

He's got the slows.

by Judge dredd7 April 26, 2011

slow cosby

Another word for "love."

In Canada, we call a slow cosby, love.

by CanadianCharlotte October 31, 2015

zetta slow

Slowness multiplied by 10^21.

A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.

Neku Sakuraba is so zetta slow.

by Hogtree Octovish March 23, 2012

slow elk

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

by Trav September 24, 2004