A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.
Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
by LMcCann2097 October 05, 2017
The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.
by Road Boy August 17, 2024