Shlarp is a word that is commonly used by many men after they have cummed or jizzed all over their partner after have sex.
babe, im so sorry i didnt mean to shlarp all over you and your sister after we had sex. i just couldnt help myself! maybe you should go get a love handle.
by LoveHandlesInc. August 17, 2009
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He's the awesomest dude you'll ever meet.
He speaks Dolan.
Sometimes, he goes Ham.
He is not 100% awesome, but 200% awesome.
(To urban dictionary pleaaaase accept this)
He's the awesomest dude you'll ever meet.
He speaks Dolan.
Sometimes, he goes Ham.
He is not 100% awesome, but 200% awesome.
(To urban dictionary pleaaaase accept this)
Whoa, it's a Sharvin!
by Shlibi2000 November 26, 2013
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Get the Shlargan mug.1. A general placeholder word that can be used to replace any word you can't think of at the moment or don't feel like pronouncing.
2. A code word for something that two or more people know the meaning of but that they don't want other people overhearing the conversation to understand.
2. A code word for something that two or more people know the meaning of but that they don't want other people overhearing the conversation to understand.
"Hey, uh, could you pass me the bag with the shlarb in it?" (winks)
"Yeah sure."
(In this case shlarb is being used as code for weed)
"Yeah sure."
(In this case shlarb is being used as code for weed)
by GLaz May 18, 2014
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by Duderson McGee November 9, 2014
Get the shlarping mug.A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.
How big are you? I'm shlaverage.
by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015
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