Seesaw

When someone rides your dick and sits on your face at the same time

I was seesawed last night in a threesome with my wife and girlfriend.

by Tototattoo February 26, 2023

seesaw

an urban legend of skelmersdale, a small town situated shortly east of liverpool (england). stories are told about seesaw gauging many eyes of innocent children out and feeding them to his deathhound. his deathhound is said to be a dog made of molten lava and rotten flesh.

person one: “hey have you heard about seesaw”
person two: “no, who’s that??”
person one: “he takes the eyes of children and feeds them to his lava dog called a deathhound!!”

by tazz August 06, 2022

Seesaw

When your just friends, but you also like to fuck, but you don’t want to date, but you like to fuck

“Oh how are things going with you and Cinnamon”
“I feel like we’re just a seesaw”

by SlickDickPatrick October 11, 2018

Seesaw

When a man wears a strap on around his ass, and is fucking a guy in the ass from the front and back.

damn that man was good at seesawing

by jeffez February 10, 2022

peruvian seesaw

When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.

Yo bitch, squeal like in a Peruvian seesaw.

by Scooch Taylor September 21, 2019

Zaffiro's Seesaw

The amount of high-level WTFery in someone's life is in inverse proportion to the amount of punctuation they use."

OP: growing up was just a mess like my dad was always working but never really working if you know what I mean like he had jobs but somehow we were always broke and my mom she just kind of checked out like she was there physically but mentally I don’t even think she knew what year it was half the time and then there was my brother who thought he was some kind of genius but really he just sat in the basement playing video games and talking about conspiracy theories while my sister was out sneaking around with guys twice her age and I was just there stuck in the middle trying to keep everyone from killing each other but also wondering if maybe that wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen
Reply: That's such a Zaffiro's Seesaw I'm not sure how to react.

by Dappy_Harwin_Hay February 11, 2025