Sanford

Handsome, tall, and strong , intelligent, and worldly man. Humble yet proud. Dedicated and involved in what he does. Perfect husband, "I think".

If I had to guess his name, it would be Sanford

by Zer0phawks November 01, 2022

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Hottest, most amazing, most kind, and possibly one of the most funniest people I've ever seen! Did I mention how hot he is? He's on TikTok with 906 followers at the time of writing this! (Congrats btw ^^)

Have you seen .sanford._ newest video?!
I'll have to check it out!

by Deimos69 July 19, 2021

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Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by Codysbitch March 10, 2021

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