False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.

Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.

by Owensbus August 31, 2022

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan

Good Samaritan with a batitude.

The Snit Snit Snit Samaritan helped out reluctantly.

by Cyllum June 24, 2022

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

by walter the waxy May 8, 2023

Samariyan

hangs with the 'tards
"are you hot enought?"
pants wetta 4 eva

You're such a Samariyan, stop wettin the bed, son.

by [insert name here loser] April 14, 2010

Shamaritan

Someone who suddenly shows faux concern about one problem to try to draw attention away from another.

Nigel says we shouldn't take in any foreign refugees while there are British homeless people to look after, but he never cared about the plight of the homeless before. He's such a bloody Shamaritan!

by ..............,,.............. August 20, 2016

Samariyan

Your girl. Your bestie. The girl who will say she wet the bed whe it was really you just so you don't get in trouble. Hold on to this one.

OMG you're such a Samariyan. You're awesome!

by Kamikosse June 21, 2016

Samarria

Samarria is a weird, loveable girl. She always wants to go somewhere and always wants to throw ass. She is a very ride or die friend. She doesn't hold her tongue for anything and is always ready to fight.

Boy 1: you see Samarria today? She's such a baddie.

by issamyaa_ September 16, 2018