Seamus

Hot, sexy dude with an enormous penis (42-69”)
Every girl wants to touch his massive coc.

Girl 1: “Seamus has a huge penis”
Girl 2 “I want to sit on that massive pole”

by Dat_nigga_123 May 25, 2022

Seamus

Name of a person who should be shameful

Seamus, you shouldn’t have broken up with your girlfriend.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

Seamus

Thinks that juice boxes make you gay

James: *drinking a juice box*
Seamus: Did you know juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020

Seamus

A guy who thinks juice boxes make you gay.

James: *drinking juice box*

Seamus: Did you juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020

Seamus

Seamus works here. He is cool. He is soooooo cool. Ask for Seamus.

This post has Seamus in it? Good post

by TheManHimself711 May 25, 2021

Seamus Robinson

Background is Gaelic, and is the highest standard when it comes to being one. Always splits the G, downs a pint when a brother cannot and will never back down a bar fight. Sadly he didn't make it pro due to lingering injuries like a tweaked earlobe and minor headaches.

P.S will also use a lame excuse to miss a hangout with the lads.

Sorry bro, you know me, I'm Seamus Robinson, i can't get pints tonight because my knee hurts. Best of Luck

by Albert is very smart and hadso November 15, 2024

dirty seamus

man who fucks dudes in the ass and then rubs peanut butter on another dude’s nipple just to lick it off

did you see the way i dirty seamus that guy yesterday

by doobskiez November 14, 2025