Asshole Roadblock

When you're driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.

(on the phone) "I'll be there soon, i'm just waiting for this damn asshole roadblock to clear up!"

by Sassy Steve August 1, 2011

roadblockhead

Someone who refuses to keep up with the traffic flow or move to the right.

I was late for work because I got stuck behind a real roadblockhead.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

Roadblock

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

by uandus January 21, 2020

Amish Roadblock

When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.

Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.

by Bobbythunder May 11, 2015

california roadblock

A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.

We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.

by Jay Loves Money June 20, 2018

Roadblock

A roadblock is set in place when a "friend" goes down a hallway with only one exit. You stand in the hallway upon their return and rip a stanky gas bomb. Blocking their escape and Leaving them stuck in the hallway until the air cleara or having to walk through the funky fart cloud you have created.

Bill went into the closet to get a book. I followed him down the hall, and having chili for dinner I farted and left a roadblock for him. He had to read his book in the closet.

by Tdoubleo July 7, 2010

San Fran Roadblock

Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!

Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.

or

I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!

by Robert A September 18, 2005