Robe Schedule

A particularly work schedule defined by a high degree of remote/telecommuting, flex time, and having considerably fewer working hours than the universally accepted 40-hour work week. The name comes from workers generally wearing (bath) robes during their working hours, since they're often conducting business from home.

Popularized mostly by developers, writers, and other professionals who are able to work remotely and do not require to be physically present in order to do their jobs, and who also generally produce no more than 4-5 hours of creative work per day.

Famous examples of people on the Robe Schedule include: Stephen King, Hugh Hefner, Tim Ferris, and several others.
Edward's performance has clearly improved since hopping on a robe schedule last year.

I dream of the day when I can get on a robe schedule and stop going to these endless, pointless meetings!
by Snedward March 15, 2019
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Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.
Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!
by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 30, 2016
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robe goer

One who leaves any type of function and goes immediately to their robe.
Well, I didn’t accomplish as much as I’d like but at least I wasn’t a complete robe goer!

AH
by SmashyLiz March 19, 2021
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