Panama Premium

A dumb stupid shit.

"hey, are you Panama Premium?"
"No, that's dumb lol"

by ErnestitoQ September 26, 2020

Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 6, 2016

FaceTime premium

Just like normal FaceTime but with added sexual perks.

Yo I just got off that FaceTime premium grind with my gf!

by mongoloid April 12, 2020

Free premium

When it's valentines day, Pornhub offers a week free premium.

Being single on Valentines Day isn't really that bad as pornhub offers free premium.

by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

Premium-hoe

A hoe which has a snapchat account attempting to sell nude pictures and videos, usually resulting in a scam.

I was just trying to get action from that premium-hoe, but she blocked me after I sent the money through cashapp.

by TheOGnation August 1, 2019

Premium Vanilla

A gal who is probably posh, defiently well dressed/of wealth, shops at Jo Malone, The White Company/Harvey Nix is together all the time, calm and conserved, basically has her shit together always and is goals AF probably lives in a house decorated in 50 shades of grey. An upper class basic these gals could be found roaming the streets of Chelsea. They always shop on lunch breaks

I love Sarah, she’s amazing she’s a premium vanilla gal

by Sophieschoice__ June 12, 2018

Panama Premium

A dumb and stupid shit created to make other ppl feel bad, bc they're not what society defines as "attractive", or you just don't have money.

"Are you Panama Premium?"
"No, that's dumb lol"

by ErnestitoQ September 26, 2020