Poodling

Shorthand for 'Poo Doodling'. The artistic creations left behind in the toilet basin after a particularly sticky shit.

Pete has been poodling in the office toilet. His poodle is worthy of a Turner Prize

by Stalyvegas April 22, 2016

poodle

Famous boy on the cover of Crumfin-it's multi-platinum album, 'Poodle Style'.

Aaron is such a poodle.

by Supercake Allstar January 31, 2004

poodle

Noun
A sorry French excuse for a "dog" that likes to lick saggy hairy balls all day long. They also enjoy expensive haircuts that will suck all the money out of your purse and caviar, but from a human.

"What kind of dog is that that is licking my balls?"
"Must be a poodle."

by Jaxie April 16, 2005

poodle

an extremely hairy penis

eww...i totally wouldnt bang him, he has a small poodle.

by jaime and ally December 25, 2007

poodle

A verb that refers to the act of masturbation of a male.

I need to go poodle because I couldn't find a hot apple for my hot pickle.

by Plow October 2, 2005

poodle

A poser; someone who thinks he's cool, but really, is drowing in his patheticness.

Merle Girl waved to her new friend, Roy Boy, but discovered he was a poodle, and now, refused to acknowledge her existence.

by Mimsy December 28, 2005

POODLE

A name for someone extremely super cool and friendlishly scrumptrulecent.

Me: Hey! Poodle!
Marni: Shan! You just Shanned my cool whip!

by shan February 15, 2004