November 5th 

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

November 5th by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021

November 5th 

November 5th is national hug your gf day

november 5th

hug ur girlfriend day

November 5th by boi wth boi November 4, 2021

November 5th 

National kiss your girlfriend day

It’s November 5th we have to kiss

November 5th by I love you c <3 November 5, 2021

November 5th 

national smell someones butt hole day

hey it's November 5th bend over and give me a smell

November 5th by vivvylittle November 5, 2023

November 5th 

November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.

Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules

November 5th by Homey 54321 November 5, 2023

November 5th 

Its the day that destiel went canon, before immediately killing off one half of the ship, at the same time the 2020 presidential election was happening and also there were rumours that putin resigned.

tumblr user 1: omg babe wake up it's november 5th happy gayniversary

tumblr user 2: FUCK

November 5th by EmoAtTheDisco November 5, 2023

November 5th

National slime bcombs day

Dude, did you hear tomorrow’s November 5th? Bcombs is going to be slimed, it’s literally National Slime Bcombs day

November 5th by Bcombs November 4, 2025