rhetorical apology

An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.

Incorrect response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.

Correct response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.

by gimmieames December 7, 2010

rhetorical felatio

The act of grossly humiliating yourself with overblown, hyperbolic, undeserved, slavishly servile praise of another person

His assistant performed rhetorical felatio in his praise of his employer, "Sir, it's a tremendous honor and privilege to work for you as we usher in a new 'Golden Age' for us all, and I mean that most sincerely."

by dzadzey July 14, 2025

quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.

John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.

by kolahh March 3, 2018

Not rhetorical

Some questions are this

Hym "ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT!?"

Iam "......"

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!"

Iam "Yes! Ok... I see it..."

Hym "They made us the fucking Homelander! That is fucking savage! And the mirror thing!? That was us!!!"

Iam "I don't think that's a good..."

Hym "This is metal! Grab a mirror so I can look at myself while I masturbate."

Iam "Ugh! Ew! No!"

Hym "I am rock hard right now!"

by Hym Iam June 26, 2022

Rhetoric

FEEEEEEEAR! AND CHAAAAAOOOOOOS! BLALALALALALALALALALALA!

Hym "Seriously? No. It isn't that. Really. That is all these people do! Regurgitate empty rhetoric. Your Venecian method doesn't work on me shit-head. It ain't going to work. Literally only one thing will work. It'll start with you and the people who remain will change their mind. So..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025