Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.
Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.
by Stretjenkie June 14, 2016
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morning glory muffin

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022
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Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.
by stereoGeeza March 05, 2014
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