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Wall Monitor

A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:

1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.

2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.

In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
by Memphis Jay April 6, 2008
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ankle monitor

An ankle monitor (also known as a tether, or ankle bracelet) is a homing device that defendants under house arrest or parole are required to wear. At all times, the ankle monitor sends a radio frequency signal containing location and other information to a receiver.
due to house arrest he had to wear the ankle monitor.
by adilkhan November 1, 2018
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gaming monitor

by gaming monitor dude August 21, 2021
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Summit your monitor

When you get so mad at a video game that you punch your monitor. The term was named after popular twitch streamer, summit1g after he raged so hard that he summited his monitor.
Some video games can be so frustrating that you might summit your monitor.
by charnagee October 14, 2018
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Saftey Monitor

The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.
hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!
by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011
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campus monitor

A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!
"Oh shit, here comes a campus monitor. Hurry up and pull your skirt down!"
by Zerealdankbeauteh May 8, 2018
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Triple Monitor Setup

A shitty flex used on normal people with only one or two monitors to compensate for the user's small genitalia or lack of heterosexuality.
Talk to me when you have a triple monitor setup!
My triple monitor setup is ACTUALLY FIRE.
by dexti November 5, 2019
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