Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.
When Jimin's jacket keeps falling off on stage and you can fuckingsee his shoulders and his undershirt which he calls a "mistake" but he looks very sexy with his mistake.
Me: WHY THE FUCK DID JIMIN'S JAKCET FALL OFF AGAIN??!!
Jimin: It was a mistakeuwu