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make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
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Merida

to defy your parents and ride a horse into the sunset, shooting arrows as your hair flies in the wind. Usually accompanied by not marrying anyone you're supposed to.
shut up dad that guy you arranged for me to marry is gross and im gonna pull a Merida.
by gender avenger September 6, 2013
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The Mermaid Theory

a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.

Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!

Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
by Fatchooo January 20, 2011
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Merida

1)Curly hair like fire.

2)To have unruly hair that makes you want to chop it off.
3) A girl with a very strict mother whom she accidentally turned to a bear
Person 1: Gosh, her hair sure is red and curly...
Person 2: Yeah, it's very Merida-ish. Did you hear she turned her mom into a bear!?

Person 1: Oh yeah! Her mom was really strict though.
by disnerd32 September 6, 2013
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Mermaiding

Like a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way.

Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.
I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium.

She was mermaiding me this whole time.
by Savage Sage August 5, 2019
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Marimacha

Mexican slang for lesbian/dyke. Considered offensive.
"Eres una marimacha."
by Masputo October 29, 2006
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Marimacho

A marimacho is what they call a Tomboy typically in Mexico. Marimacho are girls that act and dress masculine and exhibit behaviors considered typical of a boy.
Has mirado ese golaso y los regates que ha hecho el marimacho!
by Ram Neymessi July 27, 2015
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