“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018
drop off a deuce---pinch a piping hot one. Dropping off the kids at the 'White House.'
Taking a dump.
Taking a dump.
by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009
Malia is the coolest person ever, she will make u drool ( she will stick her finger in ur mouth and grab saliva) she usually knows how to attract a man ( she attacks them) and she is very talented ( jokes)
by Hejejejdne December 1, 2020
A woman with this name is the closest physical embodiment to divinity. They are pure of heart aswell as being very attractive and beautiful. Are well mannered, soft spoken and will always fight for the people and things they hold close to them. They are nurturers and enjoy being around nature. There is something about them that others find mysterious and alluring. It is easy to fall for an Ana Malia, but despite their kind, gentle nature, they are always loyal to themselves before any other and will leave a trail of broken hearts if the situation calls for it. They were probably the girl everyone had a crush on in school.
by lanz. May 12, 2020
Malia is a very weird person, has terrible taste in music, green hair and loves to say yeehaw. Malia over all is very interesting.
by My dog indigo April 13, 2019
"Girl that likes berries and cream and looks like a rat walks by"
Haneyy: Hey! is your name Malia?!
Malia: Uhm, yes. How did you know?!!
Haneyy: Urban dictionary
Haneyy: Hey! is your name Malia?!
Malia: Uhm, yes. How did you know?!!
Haneyy: Urban dictionary
by BAAAYYBAAYYY November 11, 2021
MALIA IS A TALL THICK CURVY BROWNSKIN BADDIE WHO LOVES HER BESTFRIEND AND FAMILY SO MUCH. SHE IS A BIG BOOTY BROWNSKIN AND SHE IS SO HOT AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE JAW DROPPING GORGEOUS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED IF YOU WERE TO SEE HER
by cajunprincessss177 July 9, 2023