smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase
"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
by eils and chick June 27, 2003
(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
by Aaron Frattle January 17, 2008
i collect football medals
by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003
by Johnsonthesonofjohn August 15, 2021
If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?
Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015