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Laylah

A strong independent woman, that’s usually creative and funny. She always has your back when you need her and she’ll be your shoulder to cry on. They typically have blonde hair and a nice body. The boys usually go crazy over her and are stunned by how smart yet funny she is. She is usually always drawing, humming, listening to music, or playing a sport. Just realized that Laylah’s can be very sensitive when mentioning their flaws.
Guy 1: Look at that girl, she’s so smart and hot!

Guy 2: That must be a Laylah then.
by Dang Matt Smith September 26, 2018
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Layla

Layla

Layla is the most bad bitch alive she is so damn gorgeous and very smexy and will be the most amazing best friend towards you layla is very kind and sweet but once you misuse her your a dead dumb fuck bitch that can choke on a mf dick oh wait no one wants your ugly ass to suck there dick might aswell buy a dildo hoe anyways she is the funniest and craziest dude alive like she be so funny y’all gonna wheeze she can beat yo ass like mrs puff banging squidward she rlly love porn and hentai but that’s okay bc don’t we all and she will always be there for you no matter what she is such a queen and deserves the world so y’all better not mess with her bc poo y’all Finna die and suck you mf eBay dildo ANYWAYS LAYLAS ARE THE BEST PERIODT.
Hey is that Layla?
Yes there’s my queen!!
by PPSMALLPPSMALL April 1, 2020
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layla

a beautiful exotic human being. extremely skinny.
you see that weird pretty person over there. what a layla.
by milissa January 9, 2008
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Layla Moment

When someone does/says something extremely stupid or idiotic.
"You just walked into a pole."
"Oh damn, I had a layla moment."
by itsonlymexxx November 20, 2011
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Layla

a taylor swift fan who claims they don’t like her but have her cds
Layla is a taylor swift fan but won’t admit it.
by follow my Twitter @1997HSLOT October 29, 2020
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lawlhammer

invented by Nicholas Fennema (April 4th, 2005 with inspiration from the unknown origin's rotflcopter, and Digital Ph33r's rotflknife

lawlhammer (loll-ham-mer): noun (1.) a blunt weapon that is used to kill any joke that has gone far enough (2.) the gravity hammer on halo 3 (3.) the judge's gabble which is used for condemning people for heinous crimes (4.) the last laugh
if you can't get the last word, or if you can't get a word in edgewise: use the lawlhammer to make it clear that if you had an actual hammer, you would bludgeon him to death, so therefore, politely letting the person know to STFU
1. guy: TWSS!!!
guy: LOOOOOOOL!!!!
me: lol
guy: ROTFL!!!
guy: LMAO!!!!
guy: ROTFLCOPTER!!!!!
guy: ROTFLMAOL!!!
me: lawlhammer

2. THAT N00B JUST PWND ME WITH A F***ING LAWLHAMMER!!!

3. The judged banged his lawlhammer at once, when the clown who mass-murdered mimes had been convicted for his crimes. He was then sent to the UB3R-D3ATH-R0W, where his death would be brought about by being kicked into a pit, totally naked, with zombie-MJ in it.

4. Lawlhammer.
by theonepaladin September 3, 2009
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Layla

A girl with a killer body.
A girl with Beautiful hair.
A girl with a great butt.
A friendly and silly.
A girl that’s popular.
Has to be a Layla
by Byeeee November 25, 2018
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