by greencar January 30, 2023
Get the lighthouse car parkmug. The bathtub game where you fill the tub with bubbles lie flat on your back with a full erection painted with water colored paint with the tip being yellow. Then you partner (Motorboat Magee) with their face half submerged, makes motorboat sounds and tries to find the light house beach (floating testicles), and once ashore, uses a finger in the anus to "anchor" to shore
by Christian Ellis September 21, 2016
Get the Lighthousemug. by your neighbor April 25, 2024
Get the lighthousemug. A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!
by Appels_NL September 12, 2015
Get the lighthousemug. by Foggy Lighthouse May 13, 2019
Get the Foggy Lighthousemug. by WhoZ July 19, 2022
Get the hop on lockport lighthousemug. While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
Get the Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthousemug.