The Real Donkey Kong

When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.
My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.
by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009
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Donkey Kong Pound

When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.
Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.
by Skrezinator March 15, 2007
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Donkey Kong Politics

When politicians shout about how they think the country should be run but do nothing other than belittle the opposition, instead of making progress.

It can also relate to the impossible journey a senator or congressman has to go through to make progress in government while up against a higher authority who will not listen to "the little guy."
Gay marriage was once again shot down this week for no particular reason other than 'it's in the Bible.' It seems like we have a case of Donkey Kong Politics.
by inferiorego August 3, 2011
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Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping
Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete
by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021
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Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.
Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.
by agnubo March 23, 2020
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wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises
My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass
by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016
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It's on like Donkey Kong

on, fantastically on, the opposite of off, bringing it, go time, It's so seriously on...as in if you google "on", donkey kong would pop up...or if you google fought donkey kong and off...donkey kong, by a land freaking slide.
Example 1:

Someone challenging your epicness:
Let's play.

You:

What? Let's play? It's on like Donkey Kong.
by Thatsmyfav August 24, 2010
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