Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

Kobe

The expensive beef from Japan

I ate Kobe yesterday!

by Phuza December 3, 2021

Kobe

The guy that sadly died on the 26th January 2020 in a helicopter in case anybody didn’t know

*yeets a basketball*
Guy: for Kobe
Whole world: for Kobe

by ThéRęãłŠŵêdîšhMėãtbäłł January 31, 2020

Kobe

A person would yell out the term “Kobe!” when taking a shot in basketball or when throwing anything into some sort of basket. It is a reference to the star basketball player Kobe Bryant. It is yelled out in the hopes that mentioning the name of a basketball legend when making your shot will make it go in. It has developed into a joke over the years.

He shoots! He scores! KOBE!!!

by Csal May 30, 2011

Kobe

Someone who's name every black man yells when he either...
-Jumps high
-Shoots a basket
-Supermans that ho
-Hits someone with a car

"Kobe!"
"The fuck?!"

by KobeShmoby July 23, 2014

Kobe

A Kobe is a police officer that is gay, only when the badge is on. Kobes are known to kill child molesters and beat their wives when they drink too much root beer.

Hey m8 it's Kobe, time to collect

by Tyrone Laquis May 22, 2018