ket stains

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers

Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?

by Pring1e October 8, 2015

Ket

Slang term for sweets

Will you get es some ket from the shop

by Mshi November 15, 2018

ket cut

A hair cut usually occupied by a drug dealer or a druggy, they spend all their money their mum gave them for a haircut on ket, so they can’t afford a hair cut

Greg- what number trim is that ??
Lew- Ahhhh don’t sweat it mate, it’s a ket cut

by feesh June 13, 2018

Ket

Tiny little todgers on a tandem in a tangent.

I like ket, but be careful of those tangents.

by Ketzstrall September 14, 2018

Ket cup

Used by the best spice heads of britain, mainly Sheffield based. Only hard ens use it, it’s a cup that contains all ur spicey needs such as ket, ur regular spice, anything u want rlly. Can be made at home or bought from ur nearest b and m bargains

Alreyt cunt that’s a nice ket cup u got there

by Massive unit March 9, 2019

ket kat

Snorting a line of ketamine off a kit kat then eating it.

Not hungry at all but I’ll have a ket kat

by Trippinbot May 31, 2019

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019