Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025

Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate.

It often refers to someone who is incapable, no matter how hard they try, of being able to have a good computer.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. Don't play with him."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025

Intel Core i9-9900K

the Intel Core i9-9900K Processor is a CPU, released on Oct 19th, 2018. It has 8 cores, a base clock speed of 3.6 GHz,
a maximum boost speed of 5.0 GHz, and a Thermal Design Power of 95 W. It is considered a good CPU as of 2025.

My laptop has a Intel Core i9-9900K Processor in it.

by ai d February 5, 2025

Enemy Intel

When you gather intel on another human being by either being in the vicinity of them, or clutching on to their hand or head (or others), to send that intel to enemy headquarters.

You see that guy over there? He's gathering enemy intel.

by Enemy23223 June 2, 2024

Delve Intel

"fundamentally flawed system that does not actually provide any useful information to anyone."

"Man, I thought this was going to be a great meeting, but its really just a Delve Intel."

by Apsalar June 3, 2024