Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.

by Chocoeater February 21, 2010

Whore Hotline

A hotline specifically designed to aid all whores including man-whores sometimes referred to as a "putain."

Yeah, he's my putain. He calls the whore hotline whenever he's feeling down.

by Pimpin6907 October 16, 2016

Canadian Hotline

When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.

Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.

by Slaggy Butthole October 9, 2018

h0mocide.hotline

h0mocide.hotline (Also known as Pico or Iamhanzou) Is a Gacha Creator, animator, and Voice actor. He is Most Known for His Random content.

He is a Trans male and uses he/they/it pronouns

h0mocide.hotlines Content is Very… interesting

by [….] August 19, 2021

cry like a little bitch hotline

A word That Kubz scouts said

"This isn't cry like a little bitch hotline"

by •W3ird0• November 1, 2021

party hotline

When some one calls around five people and they call people so theres like ten people on the phone at the same time. Usually starts around 10pm and goes till like 2am.

Who's on party hotline tonight? O its just Shane, Brett, Danny, Moni and Ria, well lets get it going.

by ihateianv July 10, 2007

Coconut hotline

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.

We need business for our new food truck so I'm going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016