honey badger

the honey badger is the king of bad ass

honey badger

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by Topdoh July 22, 2021

Honey Badger

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.

Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”

by Wilmington Woman May 16, 2019

honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger

by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

Honey Badger

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.

I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger

by HoneyBadgeDontCare August 17, 2019

Orange Honey Badger

The act of twisting your partner's sphincter in the middle of sex.

I gave Dan the good ol' Orange Honey Badger.

by Grogimus June 4, 2022