hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

The fear of long words
who ever named this is a monster

Yo whenever I say a long word my friend gets scared what does he have?
Oh he has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
dawg wtf came up with that name
I don’t fucking know

by omgwhatiswhy May 6, 2023

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, wow the guy who made the word was a freaking meanie

thearapist) so you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
guy) STOP SAYING THAT
thearapist) no, and acordingly

guy) STOP
therapist) ok let me say it first- acordingly because of your lower iq your words are Sesquipedalian
guy) NO NO NO NO
therapist) i need to do Psychophysicotherapeutics
guy) HELP

by Ladzam Zhaaq YUdiktionori November 21, 2021

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Being afraid of long words.

Doctor, I think i have a fear of long words..
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AHHHH!!!
Don't worry. It's highly treatable, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
AHHHHH!!!!!
Are you afraid of needles?
No...? why?
Ok. Good. Because the cure is injected intravenously by a homeopathic-phlebotomotologist.
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I have the perfect specialist for you!
...who..?
Her name is Dr. An.-
*Phew!*

-T. disestablishmentarianism.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
She lives right by lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, and her cousin lives at Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu!
*dead*

by TheWorstDefiner May 4, 2024

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

A word made as what is straight up a giant middle finger to the 4 people in the world who actually have this condition.

This is how the word was probably invented.
Guy 1: Woah, slow down. Can you dumb down your explanation a bit, I don't understand, your words are too long, they sound like gibberish.
Guy 2: What's the problem? Are you afraid of long words?
Guy 1: Uhhh... sure? If that'll make you stop.
Guy 2: Oh, so you have a phobia of long words... long word phobia? Ah yes. You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Guy 1: God fucking dammit.

by onion turtle December 19, 2023

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

The fear of long words. Caused by someone not being able to spell or say or look at a long word.

You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia now.

by SirSnyder February 1, 2020

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia a fear very long words such as: antidisestablishmentarianism; floccinaucinihilipilification; ext

Orlando had Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

by DanielTheDerp November 22, 2019

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

the fear of long words, ironically its one of the longest words in the english language.

yo so i found out you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by handlething March 14, 2023